taco with secret sauce

The act of shoving a taco (hard or soft, preferably soft for safety reasons) up ones (man or woman) booty hole and them shitting the taco back into the mouth of the taco shover

"dude, i was totally getting nasty with this chick and she made me eat her taco with secret sauce"

Girl/Guy: "May i take your order?"
girl/guy: "yes, id like your taco with secret sauce"

by whorehayhonis December 2, 2007

secret squirrel

jizz ; an impending orgasm

Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"

by Rex Code June 20, 2012

Secret Police

People who are sketchy characters and or people who look like their in a bad mood due to crazy facial expressions, and or asshole behavior.

Nyes sir sir, secret police sir... Nyesss Sir, Sir.

and

Dood that guy is secret police for sure man.

by Erick Duseldor January 11, 2008

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

pop secret

another name for sergio. and means the mother fucker corny

many he pop secret

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

secret agent squirrel

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007

the dirty little secret

When you are engaged in anal sex, and the female needs to take a break to defecate, you wipe your penis off with the underside of her pillow.

Man, that girl hasn't returned my calls since she found out I gave her the dirty little secret last week.

by ron c the great January 2, 2009