*nudge* *nudge*
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
by Sir Cums-A-Lot July 4, 2006
Get the San Francisco Surprisemug. Fucking a female in doggy style formation, right before you are about to blow your load, quickly pull out and spit a stream of saliva on to her back. When she turns around you should be ready to release the seminal load right on to her face by suprise!
I knew she was about to break up with me so I gave her the ol' San Francisco Fakeout! It really got her by suprise!
by AcuraLucky13 September 22, 2008
Get the san francisco fakeoutmug. by chargerfan85 February 9, 2012
Get the San Diego Chargersmug. A mediocre NFL team in the AFC West, Every time they make it to the playoffs they choke, Their best player is juiced, And their fans happen to be the softest in the NFL.
by Altai January 18, 2010
Get the San Diego Chargersmug. the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
see also: rich kids who have nothing to do but spend their parents money
see also: rich kids who have nothing to do but spend their parents money
usf student: i go to usf
random person: oh so you're a med student?
i have a liberal arts education from usf.
random person: oh so you're a med student?
i have a liberal arts education from usf.
by don March 26, 2005
Get the university of san franciscomug. When lurring an unsuspecting young woman into a room upon where a close friend is waiting naked in the closet ready to jump out and surpise her with a double team(see double team)
Bobby brought that chick home last wednesday but scott was ready in the closet for a San diego surprise
by Scottbob November 26, 2004
Get the san diego surprisemug. A shithole in Southern California filled with macho dude bros, brainwashed military shitheads, gangstaz, republican idiots, cowardly liberal centrists, and it’s all too heterosexual (EW straight people are gross and must be hunted to extinction). The weather doesn’t mean shit. STAY AWAY FROM SAN DIEGO.
by SummerFire September 8, 2019
Get the San Diegomug.