Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect

Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts

by SatansMassiveBalls January 20, 2023

Salt

Passive aggressive and angered by the tiniest things.

You're so salty

I'M NOT SALTY PETER

by MarkRuffaloIsMySon December 03, 2018

salt

i love salt

salt popcorn > sweet popcorn

YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

by kaidousimp December 06, 2022

Salt

Gamer lingo that is short for "salty tears".This phrase is used when someone takes defeat poorly.

The other team showed much salt when they lost.

by Cool guy2791 August 26, 2016

Salt

Used when one is hurt, blown, or disappointed.
Because salt burns and stings.

-Oh man, I left my cellphone back at the mall!
-HAHA, you're salt!

by NDuvONur April 16, 2010

Salt

Cocaine

Hey ya got any salt

(Bob) yup don’t forget to pay your tab Friday or ya fucked ma boy

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

Salt

makes your blood pressure high

eat the damn salt and have high blood pressure

by Koalaura June 24, 2021