stranging

imaginary dating or friending important people;
making secret plans with famous people;
emotionally adopting important people;
never having to leave the house because all of your friends are in your head;

C-Lo Green comes to me for creative advice. We've been stranging for months.

by kradd October 2, 2013

Stranglable

Someone who you're more inclined to strangle because they're a stupid ass douchenugget

Dude my sister is so annoying

I know right she is so stranglable

by Nucka Corgi August 22, 2016

Strango

Being weird and strange at the same time

Andre really was acting like a strango last night.

by Callmegeraldd March 19, 2017

Strangle an Abo

The act of chucking a shit

Hey man, I gotta go and Strangle an Abo

by Shitstomper September 1, 2019

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg October 15, 2008

you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

Balkan strangler

A male, who when visiting a gentleman’s club becomes fixated on one of the dancers. Behavior includes constant staring, with strangler eyes, belief that he and the dancer should be together always and jealousy when one of the boys takes her out back for a private show. Strippers have a sixth sense and can usually sense the strangler and display signs of fight/flight response.

Yo, you peep Jimmy last night at the club? He went full Balkan strangler on that brunette!

by Šta May 31, 2022