Sex story

this is a sex story.

a sex story is
I was leaving the office and getting in my car when Shayna came up to me. "Jeff, my car just broke down and I was wondering if you could give me a ride home" I looked into her eyes and I could tell that she was desperate. I agreed and led her to my car. Five minutes away from her house she laid her hand on my thigh and slightly squeezed. I pretended not to notice.She then proceeded to move her hand over to my sack. By this time, I was hard as a rock. I looked at her and smiled. She slowly unzipped my pants and crawled on the floor. At this time I was still driving but she was giving me a handjob. I moaned. She started licking me and then deepthroated me. I tried not to come but it squirted so far that it went on the window and I couldn't see. Luckily we were on her street so I pulled over. We got out of the car and I called my wife and told her there was a last-minute business meeting and I would be spending the night at a hotel. We went to her house where she then stripped. It was too much for me. I grabbed her 34D's and licked her nipples, slamming her onto her bed. She took off my boxers, and my 8 inch cock stood erect ready to puncture her wet dripping pussy. I slowly pushed my cock into her and she moaned in pleasure. I got faster and faster and soon her moans turned into shrieks of joy. HARDER JEFF, OH FUCK ME she yelled. I rammed into her faster and faster until I cummed again. I woke up the next morning lying in her bed covered in our sticky cum.

by lillian j March 18, 2020

Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.

My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.

by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

grocery store feet

crusty, dirty, ashy feet. looks like you've been walking barefoot across a dirty parking lot all day.

"Girllllll.... did you see that skank walk up in the club last night?? She had grocery store feet!!"

by hotlips May 13, 2006

TA storage

TA storage is a gamer nerd whose real name is Alex. He lives in San Francisco, California, and was born in May in 1991. He claims to know a lot about computers, but can't prove it and makes constant references to OutKast and Weird Al Yankovic. He spams constantly on the Tests forum at eCritters. He was recently mistaken for a black kid named Keenan, to which he responded, "I'm not KEENAN you perverted dopes! That's a black name. I'm not black." Also uses the name weirdal28 and is known for dissing his other accounts to keep people from guessing that the 5 other people in the topic arguing are all actually him. Adores Cpheoix and meer'kitty.

Random eC user: Don't pull a TA storage and anti-mature for no reason

by Keenan the Baller May 7, 2008

storey

Quite possibly the coolest type of person on earth. Generally tends to be, "the man"

-"That kid is so cool"
-"Yeah, he's such a storey"

by Shangfest November 9, 2006

stories, tales, lies and exaggerations

Hence named after the last line of the first verse of "Had a Dat"- A Sublime documentary that any Sublime fan should own.. Has many interviews and unseen footage of the band before Bradley's death on May 25, 1996.. RIP Bradley and Louie.. We love you and miss you.

"Before I end you will be victims of my stories, tales, lies and exaggerations.."

by Crazy Fool April 5, 2005