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Cop Shopping

When a shallow narcissistic person wants revenge really badly and the local cops won't do anything. They then go cop shopping from district to district until they can file false charges and police reports. Usually practicing their lies from cop to cop as they go district to district around the area they actually live in.
Carol Baskin couldn't get any Tampa judges to do anything about The Tiger King, so she went cop shopping around Florida until she found a judge that would help her sue him.
by CopShoppin March 30, 2023
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Shoplift

To go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. These items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. Useless items you don't really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen object.

The opposite of Droplifting.
Did you see Lisa? She just took those earrings out of the package and put them in her sleeve!

Wow it's real cool to shoplift. I wish I had those crappy earrings.
by K-Ray December 13, 2005
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Curbside shopping

:endlessly seeking to find rare or valuable treasures among discarded items/trash left out on the curb or street.
A friend went curbside shopping yesterday and found a rare comic book which was left as trash on the curb.
by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011
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Wish List Shopping

One who e-shops but only adds the item to their wish list instead of their shopping cart.

This is done more often when alone and poor.

Similar to window shopping.

Other usages of the term include Wish Lister, Wish Listing, and Wish List Shopper.
Betty: Hey Sally, we're going out tonight wanna come?

Sally: Sounds like fun but I'm broke so I'm just gonna stay home and do some wish list shopping
by distraction_camp October 10, 2009
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shopping bulemic

A person who shops obsessively and then returns everything. The buying or binging brings the "high" or emotional rush, and the returning allows them to still pay the mortgage.
Stacey trips me out, she is such a shopping bulemic. She shops and shops and shops but never keeps anything. Wal Mart is so gonna ban her from the store.
by Tina Ballance April 20, 2008
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home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.
I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.
by Deezy June 24, 2003
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milf shopping

v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.

When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.
"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"

"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"
by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007
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