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yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.
Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!
by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016
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Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.
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Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.
by but for October 25, 2017
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Splitty shitty

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs
Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!
by Shithead (Shith-eed) November 9, 2018
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turbo shitter

an absolute shitter when it comes to online videogames
also referred to someone who has no hands
"this guy on our team is feeding, what's their deal?"
"they're a turbo shitter"
by destructodong April 6, 2021
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Free Shitter

A person who gives away stuff or help for free.
IB TAT got a ride into town from a free shitter.
by c36b9 April 12, 2021
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smiles shittly

you fake a smile so much that it looks like you're shitting.
"wow that was so funny *smiles shittly*"
by smiles shittly September 5, 2021
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