Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

Secret Twin Society

The Secret Twin Society (STS) is a nationwide, members-only, underground collective where twins meet to discuss twin things. If you're lucky, your location will have food at the meetings. If you know, you know.

"Do you know what the Secret Twin Society is?"
"Nah, man. I'm not a twin."

by sssstttssss April 4, 2025

secret sauce

safer version of straight up semen or cum

A: i think the secret sauce isn't safe for any food out there
B: yeah, the secret sauce isn't a sauce at all

by Nail0808 April 7, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Uber Secret Chomik

A chomik from the Roblox game "Find The Chomiks" That will drive you fucking insane because of its absolutely jaw-dropping absurdly hard obbies,victors of this chomik have trauma and PTSD.

Poopyhead_123:Ugh I fucking HATE UBER SECRET CHOMIK I wanna piss over its corpse when I kill it

Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it

by RandomChomikLover May 27, 2025

secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when you get burned like a squoggit and need to relieve yourself

my bitch ass got burned like a squoggit, i need to shuck some secret squoggit sauce from the plant to gel with my bitch ass sunburn

by forble June 9, 2025