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Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat
Guy 1: “Just came from fight club
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*
by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023
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The Kenyon Rule

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.
"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."
by greeley January 26, 2007
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Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022
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The Wooten Rule

noun C singular
The character limit imposed in the subject line of an email.
Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.
by Michael Perra October 16, 2008
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backpack rule

It's getting harder and harder these days to determine whether or not a girl is old enough to be checking out. Girls from ages 15-21 can all look the same these days. If a girl is wearing a backpack(like a hello kitty one), chances are she's too young and you should look away before being called out for being a creeper. If she has no backpack than it's safe to look, but still be cautious if you choose to engage in conversation.
Benji- "That girl is cute but she looks like she might be young."
Joe- "Gotta use the backpack rule."
Benji -"What's the backpack rule?"
Joe- "If she's wearing a backpack she's too young."

*Hot girl walks in*

Joe- "See man, no backpack... she's fair game!"
by thanks babe March 29, 2012
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Rule Meglovania

Rule Meglovania -

It's the rule that at some point every song will get a meglovania remix at some point
Remember rule34?,

now there is rule Meglovania about that every song will eventually be remixed with meglovania
by Richard Gaming May 13, 2020
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The Nintendo Rule

The rule that requires one to blow into the ports of all electronic devices before connecting them. This rule derives from the popular and identical act performed while inserting an original Nintendo cartridge into its system, which would usually not read the cartridge if the rule was not properly followed.
A: The controller isn't working again
B: Did you follow the Nintendo Rule
A: No dude that rule's old and outdated
B: No it's not. Let me see it
*B applies Nintendo Rule*
*Controller works flawlessly*
B: See I told you The Nintendo Rule works

Nintendo
by RustySnicklefritz December 19, 2013
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