Retard

Someone with a mental disability.

Someone that has no common sense and/or does not think of of the consequences of their actions.

1. Guy 1: Dude, how cool would it be if someone jumped from the top of your roof into your pool?
Guy 2: OMG, im gunna do that.
Guy 1: no way, thats like a 30 foot gap!
Guy 2: I dont care, im gunna do it!
*jumps from roof, hits legs on edge of pool and breaks legs*
Guy 1: What a retard
2. YOU.

by MoeBitches December 20, 2007

social retard

a loser, geek, nerd, or a dork that was mistakenly invited to an "all cool people party"...

"why did you invite her? she's a social retard!!!"

by szcarlette August 27, 2006

Roblox Retard

Roblox Retard is a way of describing someone who plays the game ‘Roblox’ slow.

People say afl mentality is good. I call them Roblox Retards.

by EFL>AFL March 28, 2019

Retardable

A combination of being retarded but lovable. Usually describing a guy's antics. A term of endearment.

My boyfriend is so retardable, he got me a Pepsi but I wanted a Coke!

by qtpie009 October 16, 2010

retail nazi

somebody who collects items or any high-end clothes or collectibles and refuses to buy online. they often refute others' opinions about the market value the existence or have their head in the clouds on the existence of scalping in the hobby and should often keep their opinion where the sun doesn't shine .often these people are like a retrumplican arguing with a Clinton lover. often times very hard-headed even when given a PowerPoint-like presentation. often the arguments with these people is like playing point-counterpoint.

guy 1 I really have had my eye on the new star wars line lately Stanly keeps saying I should wait to buy online and wait like 3 months when I know the value is going to skyrocket and be impossible to attain on my budget.
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio

by rayjay91 February 8, 2023

Quality Retard

There are some idiots, then some idiots who really can't function. The cream of the crop, they lack basic understanding of a subject, yet attempt to look down on people with that understanding.

Some people are arguing in parody about politics in order to make fun of the Republican party, but then the quality retard patronizes the people about politics, when it's obvious they don't know anything about politics or the Republican Party.

Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.

Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.

by Eric Chaperone August 11, 2010

stay hard retard

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.

honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020