retaed

Retard 2.0 - a person whose worse than a retard

Oh look he’s such a retaed

by bossdefiner June 2, 2020

Slutty Retard

A girl who is so slutty and gets banged so much that she is in turn retarded.

Dude shannon is so slutty and gets muffed so much shes a retard. What a slutty retard

by jerkin my gerkin December 16, 2011

debit card retard

This is a person who goes to the store and once they pay for their items, the cashier must always tell them to flip their debit card over as they ALWAYS have it facing the wrong way.

That guy ALWAYS has his debit card facing to the left. What a retard eh? I mean, he comes in twice a week and ALWAYS forgets. He must be a debit card retard.

by NakedDebit August 17, 2010

brain dead retard

They are usually a teenager named tai with gross bleached hair and do MMA. Often can be seen online upside down trying to get more blood to his brain. Occasionally they will drop a shitty “sad emo” song on their SoundCloud

“Did you hear what that brain dead retard dropped on SoundCloud last night?”

by Smo kweed420 August 9, 2019

retal

Reverse of the word "later"; good-bye

Retal bleeched aggin.

by John Matt June 17, 2003

Retard

Someone with a mental disability.

Someone that has no common sense and/or does not think of of the consequences of their actions.

1. Guy 1: Dude, how cool would it be if someone jumped from the top of your roof into your pool?
Guy 2: OMG, im gunna do that.
Guy 1: no way, thats like a 30 foot gap!
Guy 2: I dont care, im gunna do it!
*jumps from roof, hits legs on edge of pool and breaks legs*
Guy 1: What a retard
2. YOU.

by MoeBitches December 20, 2007

social retard

a loser, geek, nerd, or a dork that was mistakenly invited to an "all cool people party"...

"why did you invite her? she's a social retard!!!"

by szcarlette August 27, 2006