Picture this: you are taking a nice hot shower and the stean is swirling all around you. You finish the shower and grab for your towel, but alas...your towel is not there. You look right, then left, and see you dad wating to dab your balls dry.
Damn Jesse, you dad just gave me a free hot and ready, my balls were dry as a desert, then he sucked my breadstick.
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Get the read mug.A boy scout camp with the different camps. Waubeeka, Buckskin, and Summit Base. People that have been to all camps prefer Waubeeka the most. People don't always like to cook for themselves, but they prefer Waubeeka because Buckskin sucks. Summit Base has many entertaining activities, but the staff is the most cocky. Basically Waubeeka has great staff, Buckskin has many staff members that can be very irritating, and Summit Base staff members are cocky self absorbed. If you ask the people that visit both Waubeeka and Buckskin camps they will recommend Waubeeka.
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Get the Curtis S. Read Scout Reservation mug.The performance, or planned performance, anticipation of performance of having mind blowing sex to the point of you questioning if it really did happen. Almost like innocently sitting down and reading a magazine.
Symptoms: you lose 30 minutes to an hour of your time, track of time, you limbs feel like they are going to fall off, you can't stand properly, question if it really happened, but your mind thinks you sat down to read a magazine.
Symptoms: you lose 30 minutes to an hour of your time, track of time, you limbs feel like they are going to fall off, you can't stand properly, question if it really happened, but your mind thinks you sat down to read a magazine.
When she sat on the couch in front of him, her mind was already getting ready to read a magazine.
Get ready to read a magazine baby, as I have a feeling as soon as you are infront of me I will be getting to read.
Get ready to read a magazine baby, as I have a feeling as soon as you are infront of me I will be getting to read.
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Get the readed mug.I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.
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