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Read Rage

When someone continues reading the next paragraph in a hurry to prevent the next person from reading. Usually when a group is reading together.
John: "And that's what started the Civil War."
Chase: *Deep breath before reading*
John: "But we can further analyze the incident with..."
Chase: Wow John has read rage.
by SpinBang March 8, 2007
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Read all about it

When someone is being not just extra, but " EXTRA EXRTA" dramatic about a situation.
by SirK1784 April 24, 2019
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North Reading

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said
Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.
by Jizz McLongballs March 3, 2011
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ready to blow

(adj.) Ready to explode.

(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.
The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
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bulgarian lip reading

Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!
Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?

Wife :- yes darling

Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
by The clit tickler October 18, 2013
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you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.
Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever
by extreme coughing November 16, 2018
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rehab

Sunday Pool Party at the Hard Rock Cafe-Las Vegas. The best of the best woman in the country flock here. Celebrity sightings are automatic.
Rehab Sundays-Hard Rock Cafe
by palfred97 June 22, 2007
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