Russian Keyway

When you soak your Prince Albert in vodka and fuck someone in the ass

After 3 craft beers Christopher begged Tim to give him a Russian Keyway

by Jackmehoffmetal January 30, 2020

Russia Countryhuman

Russia Countryhuman is basically Russia from the Countryhuman fandom that loves vodka and it fatherless and motherless and sometimes is shiped with the Countryhuman America, witch is a very popular shio but me? Oh no no I hate it, but of course my fucking bsf ships it so yeah I totally respect it.

Ay, have you heard of Russia Countryhuman before..?

by I'm gay 🥺✌ October 3, 2021

Olga wants Russian dick

Olga wants dick means that a woman named Olga is wanting sexual activity from a man. A man preferably named Andrei.

Bitch 1. Did you hear Olga wants Russian dick

Bitch 2. I had that once it was WAY to small for me

by ALex Baaci January 17, 2018

Russian Switch

The Russian Switch is a common trick used in Russian Literature and by Scott Baumgartner. While the etymology of this term is somewhat ambiguous and often misunderstood, it has most commonly been associated with the act of performing a meta-switch involving the major forces of nature acting upon the conquered world. The Russian Switch cannot be realized theoretically - it must be fully actualized in an active, not passive, manner.

"I pulled the Russian Switch."

"Dude, did you just pull the Russian Switch?"

by Kyle "Sinbad" Stone February 7, 2005

Russian Hook

while taking a shower at the YMCA and you use the detachable shower head to come up behind someone and put the shower head up the persons ass and hook them like a fish and reel them in by pulling the hose leading to the shower head... Usually this occurs after you have seen black man junk and after stealing clocks from the locker room.

Steven, Jay, and Justin went to the YMCA, after sweating from basketball and having some male bonding while naked in the sauna and seeing more naked men than should ever be possible, gave each other russian hooks in the showers.

by Handz27 November 27, 2009

Russian Spy Goggles

When you put your nuts on someones eyes

Hey pretty lady, wanna pretend its still the cold war and put on some russian spy goggles?

by JmRg October 22, 2010

Russian Cornflake

A sexual act involving scraping off shavings of skin from your penis with a cheese grater and placing them on your partners face.

Wow! After that Russian Cornflake I gave Janice last night, I thought my penis would never recover. Fortunately I had the presence of mind to stick in the fryilator at work the next day.

by Chronicmastabata2011 January 10, 2011