Poop Robber

There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.

Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."

by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010

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San Roberto International School

ISR is a private school located in monterrey mexico and it is one of the best schools in mexico. The kids who go here are the best at many things and have very good education.

The kids that go to San Roberto International School are the best at everything even tiktok.

by ISRstudent October 26, 2019

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Robert Pattinson

A British actor who is well known for playing Cedric in Harry Potter, and Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. Also the subject of many girls' fantasies. In some people's opinion, he is a person who's ego is larger than a mansion, he has no posture or acting ability, and is a creeper. The people in the forementioned group will vary in reactions when "R Pattz" fangirls squee at him. Some reactions will be: faked, induced or automatic vomiting, running away, or badmouthing him (which is rather dangerous to attempt)
Fangirls have been known to ask him to bite them, sleep with them, or marry them.

Ana: "Oh I'm destined to become Robert Pattinson's wife. I know it!"
Lyri: *fakes puking* "Yeah, you and all the other obsessed fangirls out there. If i didn't hate him so much..."
Ana: "Come on, he's talented, wonderful at singing, and gorgeous!"
Lyri: "Ummmm, no." *walks away*

by Illyria Schiff August 24, 2009

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Robert

If:

ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!

(see previous definition....)

Then assume:

0.008*0.005 = 0.00004% women
3.143*0.005 = 0.015715% men

so

There are 100 women in the US called Robert Robert.
There are 39287 men in the US called Robert Robert.

Match.com say 2% of people get married after meeting on Match.com. So there are 2 women called Robert Robert who could potentially meet and marry 785 guys called Robert Robert, if they all were all internet dating. Which admit it. We all are.

AWESOME.

Fed-Ex Guy... "is Mrs Robert there please?"

Bob-bob Jnr... "Mom... It's for you!"

Bertybob... "Yes, I am Robert Robert?"

Fed-Ex Guy..."How did you know my name? I am Robert Robert, Robert Robert"

Bob-bob Jnr..."shiiiiitt....I'll be darned. Hey Dad....Rob, come see this...It's another Bob-bob!"

by MitchElos February 6, 2010

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