When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019
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"You need some hard?"
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."
by Pissbird December 31, 2006
Get the paper mug.The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
by Jon Griz March 1, 2008
Get the Paper Maché mug.A term for someone who is reluctant to do as you tell them. The term can be used if the person is scared of doing something or if he has no excuse.
"Come on go talk to her, don't be such a paper."
"Come on let's go see that movie, don't be such a paper."
"Come on let's go see that movie, don't be such a paper."
by dr.term February 1, 2009
Get the Paper mug.The product of the emulsiphication of tree pulp. Generally used for writing on by civilized peoples, but also for wiping ones buttocks and for printing money on. Additionally, the second worst strategy in the game Scissors-Paper-Rock.
Me: Dude, can a I borrow a sheet of paper?
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh
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