Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco

Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit

by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016

Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump

After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.

by Dr4v4n October 1, 2013

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011

I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.

-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011

Poop pimento

Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.

That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.

by Bada bing sfv October 6, 2019

poop debt

When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.

Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon

by degeneyah October 31, 2022

Poop Draft

The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.

Did you get the poop draft when I came out of the bathroom?

Yea, I almost passed the fug out.

by ShawnDiesel October 18, 2010