Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.

Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.

by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024

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Riding the pink pony

The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).

I can’t go out tonight. I’m riding the pink pony, so I’m binging the Good Place again.

by Lawjick October 11, 2022

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Pony

A mix of porn , and horny. You’re horny to create porn.

“Hey David, I’m pretty pony. You want to create sum?”

by FegtheHedgehog March 22, 2021

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Not to be confused with The Italian Stallion, Mangione the Pony is any punk that sheds blood; gets caught (even though he thought he was smart); and spends the rest of his days in Rikers (or the like) getting ridden raw by the worst hombres imaginable.

We used to call William "Bill," but that was before he kicked somebody else's bucket without asking: Now, he's simply one more Mangione the Pony.

by dashcalabash December 19, 2024

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White Pony

A man of Caucasian ethnicity blessed with a cock so big he is easily comparable to the giant endowments of some Black men.

"Holy shit!" my wife shrieked in my face as my best friend dropped his shorts and joined us in the hot tub. "That's a Black man's cock! Why didn't you tell me Rob was a white pony? I would have fucked him long before now!"

by ronibarett June 18, 2024

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