pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.

Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.

by nottachooch November 23, 2017

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big plate

The 45 pound weight that you put on a barbell

Yo how much can you bench?

Like two big plates.

Holy Shit!

by RogerNihlock February 9, 2018

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selling plater

Must have something to do with horse racing

She was no selling plater from Dougherty's Eye-Opener by O. Henry

by Hardy February 9, 2018

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kaylie plate

if you meet a kaylie plate, run away as fast as you can because she’s the biggest THOTatron you’ll ever meet. never look back, just run. but. if you get to know her, she’s alright. i guess.

i just met kaylie plate. and i’ve learned that she makes more of less no sense and enjoys listening to shed eeran.

by dogger147742789 June 5, 2018

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e-platter

Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.

I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.

E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!

by Rebop June 11, 2018

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