couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011

jock park

To park your vehicle in a parking stall backwards.

Wilford Brimley occasionally jock parked his Model T when he’d get his blood sugar checked at the Walgreens.

by Thunder P September 18, 2020

nigger park

Commonly observed anywhere people can park. The car is parked backwards, facing out, as to allow a quick getaway.

"You just see those guys nigger park? They must be up to no good."

by datboiT March 1, 2009

Park Gypsies

Park Gypsies is the title given to a group of girls, usually high school age, who can't find a house to party at so they constantly get drunk in the forest, or park. They are all raging alcoholics and are know for their ability to show up at any drinking location without invitation or prior notice.

My open house was going great until the Park Gypsies showed up to scare off the hot girls and drink all our alcohol.

by DaveAlmighty May 16, 2010

Franklin Park

Franklin Park is a average size town, a suburb Northwest of Chicago. Known for its Corruption and Republican views. the town normally falls racially between Mexicans (normally from Durango) and Whites. With the closing of Capri Green, some small sets of black residents. The town residents are split up between two different (but connected) High Schools, East Leyden and West Leyden.

While both schools rank average among High Schools in this area, both are known for different reasons. West Leyden has a problem with gangs and drugs. East Leyden is more preppy with violence normally between polish and mexican groups. Also teachers are known for having relationships with students.

Although Franklin Park is also known for its high drug usage, the drugs here are primarily heroin and coke, though most students are known for smoking weed.

The gangs who have occupied this town are known for their areas, with Imperial Gangsters (IG), running the well known "Jungle" area of town or our ghetto and The once highly active Royals, who ran the streets of George , and are all over Franklin Park. With small sets of other gangs moving in including Latin Kings, 22 boys and Cobras. Also has a skater community with its own skate/party crews.

The area is best described as "Mannheim & Grand"... with Mannheim being created by a well known Chicago mobster, Al Capone. The street is still known for its mob covers, meth houses, and hookers.

Mannheim Franklin Park Drugs Skate Gangs Chi-town

by SashaBlack February 20, 2011

parallel park

when you are banging a girl so hard the bed slides across the room and rotates 45degrees

"Last night Jeff dominated her so good he parallel parked right next to the tv."

by tommy stizzle April 28, 2008

Jurassic Park

Once a very good book by the lord god Michael Crichton, now a .. fairly good movie. Spun off many sequels that couldn't keep up with Michael's genuis writing style.

Jurassic Park was a better book than a movie. So was congo (somewhat), sphere, although The Great Train Robbery was a great movie-to-book transition. And I base it on nothing other than Crichton himself directed it.

by restin256 November 16, 2003