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Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)
That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag
by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008
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Planking

The act of lying face down in an extremely rigid state, with arms and legs straight, hence resembling a wooden 'plank'. Recent, hard-hitting fad in particular throughout Australia. Has been known to be lethal if participated in irrisponsibly, however the fad involves competition of participators composed of the danger/difficulty of the particular plank. Despite this, planking can be embraced by the begginner to the advanced, with potential planking surfaces ranging from the ground to on top of moving vehicles. However many plankers choose to rest the head on one surface and the feet on another, hence creating a bridgelike 'plank'.
Lets go planking, man
by flip69 June 12, 2011
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Planking

A form of art when thou shall lay on a miscellaneous object, stiff as a dog that has been hit by a car with a blank expression on thou face. Can almost be done anywhere.
Dude, today I planked on my Chimney!" "really? I planked on a fire hydrant!" I love Planking!
by Thuqnificent July 8, 2011
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Planking

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people
Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay
by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011
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Planking

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.
Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.
by urbankid102 November 24, 2011
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highland parking it

Being totaly fake and full of shit. used mainly when trying to hide your true feelings and hatred. often followed by shit talking after you leave
"wow i love you jim your so cool." (jim leaves the room) "wow jims a total dumbass" ("wow your the highland parking it master")
by adogg November 10, 2008
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ass-packing

When your suitcase is so full you have to sit on it to close it.
When I went on my trip, I was so excited I was ass-packing my suitcase.
by CeIIophane May 26, 2016
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