Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019

a stupid puppy

the worst meme

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy

Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

Puppy Factory

A group of co-workers milling about and chatting, often said by a passerby left out of the idle conversation.

Warning of impending bust by management.

"Quite a puppy factory going on in your office."

"Alright, time to shut down the puppy factory. We better get back to our facade of working, the boss is on to us."

by SylverDraegon August 4, 2009

Puppies

Hairy testacles

Wow I was giving him a blowjob but his puppies kept getting in the way

by Isuckmydadoff June 22, 2018

Puzzles&Puppies

Similar to a coin star. When you put money in you get out a puzzle or a puppy!! 🐶🧩

stacy: I’m so bored

trey: do you want me to stop and get some puzzles&puppies for you on my way to the mall
stacy: YES! PLEASEEEE

by D.B thesaurus May 12, 2020

maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

Butt Puppy

Someone who likes to have anal sex on all 4's

Aren't you a Butt Puppy?

by skibidigiggity August 29, 2025