Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 02, 2017

Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.

"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"

by CooperCoopCoop November 06, 2008

Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.

Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.

by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020

Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.

Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024

Airport Puppy

An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.

"Stay away from Joel today, he's an absolute airport puppy after this weekened. Def has covid"

by Ders McGee September 14, 2022

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

by CrispyFuck June 27, 2017

Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.

I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.

by Olive Lover May 06, 2023