A sexual act involving two partners, a diving board, and a pool at least 7 feet deep. The receiving partner is in the water, with their orifice of choice facing upwards and above the water. The other partner climbs the diving board, jumps off, and penetrates the other in the water. Whether you hit or miss, this is guaranteed to be quite an experience for both of you.
"Babe, I love you and all, but I wanna spice things up, sexually."
"You want spice? I will give you Poseidon's revenge with full force, how's that for spice?"
"You want spice? I will give you Poseidon's revenge with full force, how's that for spice?"
by nochilliam August 27, 2016
Get the Poseidon's revenge mug.noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.
Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket!
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.
by pOs-Er May 1, 2003
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a poser is someone who copies who they think are the cool people's everymove and then go and spend money on crap they can't do or will more then likely ever do. things like skateboarding or learning to play the guitar or drums or something just cause all the people around them do it.
1. joe- hey i just got the most awesomest skateboard ever!
bob- how muck did it cost?
joe- like $200
bob-that's a lot...can you do any tricks on it?
joe-um... yea but i can't do them now.
bob- why not?
joe- um.....
bob- damn poser get a life
bob- how muck did it cost?
joe- like $200
bob-that's a lot...can you do any tricks on it?
joe-um... yea but i can't do them now.
bob- why not?
joe- um.....
bob- damn poser get a life
by ~demon eyes~ October 29, 2005
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scene kids like to think they are unique by doing what everyone else does, and then thinks that someone who does exactly what they did is a poser.
scene kids like to think they are unique by doing what everyone else does, and then thinks that someone who does exactly what they did is a poser.
by xhoxcrusherx July 31, 2006
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It is NOT the correct word, unless you are French/speaking French.
If you ARE speaking in French, then you ARE using it correctly as the word for poser.
It is NOT the correct word, unless you are French/speaking French.
If you ARE speaking in French, then you ARE using it correctly as the word for poser.
Poser Punk 12 Year Old: Like OMGZ that 8 yr old is like totally a poseur!!!!!11!1
French Punk: Hein, cette fille est une poseure, mon dieu! Et l'homme la est un poseur aussi. Mon dieu, les Américains sont très stupides!
French Punk: Hein, cette fille est une poseure, mon dieu! Et l'homme la est un poseur aussi. Mon dieu, les Américains sont très stupides!
by Sahara April 18, 2005
Get the poseur mug.Short term about anything that has to do with anything. Made up by the great Dustin. Mostly used by stoners and alcoholics.
"Let's posey over here." -Let's walk over here.
"Let's go smoke a posey."-Let's go smoke a joint.
"Posey!"-Bitch
"Let's go smoke a posey."-Let's go smoke a joint.
"Posey!"-Bitch
by Jax November 6, 2006
Get the Posey mug.dude, you know that scene poser mary? she listens to bands everyone knows like the clash and nirvana but she got snake bites, a scene haircut, and she tries to take scene pics and she put polka dots as her background on her myspace. what a scene poser.
by nicholasxgore February 3, 2007
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