Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring

Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!

by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019

Squishy poop

poop that squishes when you squish it.

ah man that is squishy poop on my leg!

by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

Poop Bomb

Poop bombing is

hanging your ass out of the side of a blimp and taking a nuclear sized shit on a village of children in habubu africa

Im going to Poop Bomb you if you dont shutup

by LoadedPapmperShit December 4, 2021

Poop Hooves

The illest shit ever.

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.

by Philli Boi February 11, 2010

poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

poop chops

When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.

Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops

by clairvoyant nightmare May 17, 2014