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Politics

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.
NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.
by comradenazi September 23, 2020
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Political Intelligence

The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.
"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like."
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those two really have no Political Intelligence, anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
by Doses of Happiness February 16, 2021
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political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry
The words he said were those of a political zealot.
by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Politically Inclined

A group that is so fucking mental about politics ruining relationships and friendships all because of one side against of the other being fucking snowflakes about it.
My parents are so politically inclined so I moved out
by GalaxyGuy88 November 11, 2020
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Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.
Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.
by CornBrehd June 15, 2024
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Politics

Anyone who is in their early 20s or younger and is worried about politics is a fucking loser
Fuck politics
by rightrightrite January 29, 2020
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