Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
by nachotaco February 22, 2023
a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing
by nifty June 23, 2005
When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner
by Str8up8up1 April 07, 2021
"Shirts that come with holes in the sleeves are cool, but cutting holes in the sleeves of a shirt is pole smokerish."
by Gray Fox069 April 30, 2010
A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.
by Big man Frank August 19, 2022