We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.
by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve
by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.
by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

by StreetNamez101 October 09, 2016

Mary and Jim went to a swingers party to meet women only, but Jim thinks Mary just wants to pole hop!
by Squeezy B.T. February 05, 2017

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

A large, 3-6cm wide pole used to be inserted into the anus for maximum penetration. Typically used with and or by a partner. The length of the pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity and is most commonly used by closeted straight men. You probably know many of these men.
John picked up a male hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 07, 2023
