Period Pants

Period Pants were invented at the turn of the century as more and more women demanded to be let out of the house while their vaginas were bleeding profusely. In 1896, the United States Congress passed the "Period Pants Law", which allowed women to enter public buildings, so long as they wore designated "period pants" so that everyone knew these whores were out fucking around when they should be at home bleeding into their underwear and girdles.

"Did you hear that John accidentaly wore Mary's Period Pants to church last week? Everyone is talking about it!"

by DNFles September 25, 2009

period pants

When a male or female is bein a bitch and actin like they is on they rag and need a tampon.

hey, ya 'ol period pants, quit bein a bitch!

man, she actin like such a fuckin period pants.

by rachel November 24, 2003

Man Period

When a man has anal sex so rough that his arse proceeds to bleed out, much like a conventional period.

I f**ked him so hard in the arse last night he had a man period all over the sheets.

by GoatedNallen July 16, 2009

Point Blank Period

Straight to the point bitch

Yea just get to it point blank period ya hurd

by Babygirl7689 September 9, 2019

Woman’s periods

Woman’s periods minimize sentence of periods by ending sentence with just

one period

Woman’s periods end in the read after having been sentenced to such punctual punctuation.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Period

A mysterious force that makes any woman a bitch.

Andrew: Hey babe how was your day?
Sally: Fuck off I’m on my period

by Definitelynotaman June 21, 2019

Period blood consumption

When a girl consumes their used tampon or pad to restore there iron lost the week of her period (eating healthy could make this more enjoyable)

I have low iron efficiency so I have to take supplements or consume my period blood (period blood consumption

by Alenagolfer September 30, 2019