Turns out

When there is nothing else to say except to make the previous statement humorous or contradictive

I've never kissed a dude. Turns out

by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020

Philly Turn

When a driver decides to make a left turn from the right lane, or left turn from the right lane usually cutting off other drivers and ultimately resulting in a possible crash. Most likely uninsured and unemployed trash.

I had to go buy a dash cam… I live in Philadelphia and you know those scumbag drivers are always making Philly Turns.

by Saturday. December 20, 2021

Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…

We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.

by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Pablo Escobar's Prison Will Turn To An AMusemen Park, hopefully<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Pablo Escobar's Prison Will Turn To An AMusemen Park, hopefully<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Cincinnati left turn

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.

That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.

by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020

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i took a porn hub pill then my pp shrunk to the size of a penne so my ROBLOX gf said i don't like your pp pics and then she recorded a porn hub vidow with another girl so thats the story of how i turned my 5 year old ROBLOX gf gay (im 50 so i turning 5 year old turning girls gay)

by y1uittywuyfuwguhg October 21, 2023

Turning strong

Turning "strong" means stretching/elongating somebodys limbs and neck turning then into a creepy creature theyre jaw can also extend very far down, turning strong means you also gain the abilities to elongate over peoples limbs as well

"Noooo what are you doing kofi dont stretch my limbs, stop kofi dont trying to turn me strong, OH NO IM Turning Strong, RAARRGHGHHGH"

by Stronk individual November 6, 2025