Ball Scissoring

1) a homosexual sex position where the two partners spread their legs and rub their balls together. 2) a non-penatrative form of sex in which two men stimulate each other by rubbing scrotums. 3) an act of love where two males slam their bags together repeatedly in order to show affection.
Edgar doesn't like to ball scissor with Hector because Hector refuses to trim his pubes and that creates a lot of resistance.

Pete got slapped by Rodney for farting while they were ball scissoring.

Rudy was ball scissoring so hard that he started cumming blood.
by StewartKeiserNovak January 27, 2010
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tripping balls

being srongly under the affects of LSD or psychedelic mushrooms. this is a superlative of tripping, and a contraction of the phrase "tripping one's balls off". unless someone is new to the drug, or very sensitive to it, at least 5 or 6 hits are necessary to trip balls.
The most beautiful and perfect experiences of my life all happened when I was trippin' balls.
by minghi May 06, 2003
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cock and balls

The two things that a woman constantly craves
by Travman December 02, 2002
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ball palmer

What a female feminist calls another female who agrees with men
That bitch is a real ball palmer
by Lord Knowitall August 21, 2021
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Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.
If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.
by $uper $teve February 15, 2010
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Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
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Sketch Ball

Dude, see that guy standing there, staring at the cheerleaders? He's such a sketch ball
by Mommmmmy October 13, 2008
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