office synth

1. a) Of or relating to simplistic synthesized music (or muzak) listened to whist menial tasks in the office are rotely executed. pre-covid. See 'Office,' but like in one of those legit British Dictionaries
2. Any synthesized music present in the sparse soundtrack of the hit UK/US show "The Office"
3. Any music evocative of feelings felt while watching the Office

1. "Did you hear the Colin Benders' Modular Lockdown series on YouTube? He's way beyond the office synth we're used to."
2. Does the Office even have music? Oh shit! They played a song while Jim & Pam etc. etc. The credits, etc.
3. I feel like Jason Bateman is the Batman of Liberace's Al Pacino. Fuck that, put on some office synth.

by Dabs B. Bronishunn August 15, 2020

Offical Rape Girl Day

YOUR A BIG JACKASS IF YOU DO THIS GO TO HELL

“Hey its Offical Rape Girl day.”
“EW GET OUT OF MY SITE”

by Zmicclouds August 13, 2021

Strange Office

strange office is a group on instagram of 2 cousins named Kaitlyn and Jace who are just trying to make people laugh with youtube videos and funny posts

I STAN STRANGE OFFICE THEY ARE SO FUNNY

by will_the_wise.011 May 14, 2021

Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.

My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.

by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019

Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .

Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.

by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018

office fridge

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.

Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.

by Emmie The Spiteful January 02, 2018

Officer Tim

The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.

Officer Tim’s a cool cat, bro.

by notabandkid May 11, 2022