Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

2nd floor ism

The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office

Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism

by Stemsize June 17, 2020

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023

Floor Skittle

both fruity and disgusting, gay/lesbian form of insult that usually is referring to the person who brings up how they have sex or others who bring up that the person has sex

you know what i ment you fucking floor skittle

by TedBunn3 March 29, 2023

Ignore it and Floor it

When the haters tell you to slow down, just keep drinking

Donut Dowling was being told he was getting too drunk. So he thought to himself, "Ignore it and floor it," He later shit his pants and barfed in a sink.

by GrandyPants September 28, 2022

chocolate floor

A type of sex game when one person shits on the floor. Popular amongst furry and lgbtq community

Jackson: "Make chocolate floor"
Stephen "Yes Master"

by anonymous March 13, 2021

Ground floor movement

A movement whose members believe that society is totally crupt to the core, and that the present society will have to be abolished and another one put together from screach.

They seek to overthrow at the nations of the world and evacuate all the people from the cities to the collectives farms in the country side. The all knowledge of the world will then be used to build a new civilization, and to avoid the mistakes of the old one. The people that run the world politicians, bankers, cops ect. will be reeducated at a reeducation camp.
The new society would be socialist. There would be no drug laws, or age of consent laws or it would be set at 12. And all nonneccessary laws would be abolished. In other words there would be no laws except for things like murder.

Support the ground floor movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011