Knock Nut

When you nut so hard it gives you the sensation of having been knocked out.

"Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"

"Damn you right."

by 12thBestGalioNA September 21, 2018

Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.

She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!

by rlobster December 24, 2016

Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.

Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

Strawberry Nut

The act of punching a hooker in the nose before nutting on her face.

Hey man I gave this hooker a strawberry nut and she didn't even see it coming!

by CookiesLookKiller November 22, 2014

YA NUT

Used at the end of a sentence that is usually making fun of the listener or when sarcastically stating the obvious.

Derived from ya dig.

"Dude, your shirt is fucking stupid, YA NUT."
"Don't even talk, your shit is wack, YA NUT."
"YEAH MAN, MY CAT USES THE LITTER BOX, YA NUT."
"Your game's weak, mine's the best, YA NUT."

by DJ Cire March 26, 2010

broke a nut

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt

I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut

by Bubbanator June 5, 2018

un-nut

When something is so foul that you are forced to take back your nut.

Did you see Brenda’s hair today? So gross I’m un-nutting right now.

by Mythical toaster September 25, 2018