Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

Knee rubber

A person that non-chalantly fondles, rubs, caresses or brushes you with their hands (usually the leg area so they can move up further toward the goods) as an indicator that they're DTF.

I went to a movie with Danny he put his had on my thigh! He's such a knee rubber!

by lboogy85 December 2, 2010

Whack Knees

When the ass is right, but the legs are weak or underdeveloped.

She's got natural curves, but some whack knees. She looks like a marshmallow with a toothpick stuck through it.

by ManChild18 September 5, 2022

3-knees

a sus guy

SAYS A SUS JOKE
YOU ARE SUCH A 3-KNEES

by chargingvindiction4 March 11, 2025

Whore Knee

The grazes you get on your knee's after having sex.

"How much dick did you take to get those whore knees??"

"Look at that whore knee, she must be a slut"

by Jettatura March 12, 2017

Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.

Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.

by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024