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Hero Tax

When a member of an emergency service (Fire, Police, EMS) gets a photo or quote on TV or in a newspaper, they pay the "hero tax" to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station.
Hey Harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, Mr hero over here, did you really have to flex for the camera? Looks like someone owes a hero tax!
by Adaephon Delat August 22, 2017
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Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.
(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
by :((((( February 18, 2022
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tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
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Fanum Tax

To steal from someone, their food, or their belongings. Fanum created the meme known as the "Fanum Tax"
Johnny: I just fanum taxed you!
Joe: Why'd you take my food bro!?
by skibidisbkidihawktuahawk December 6, 2024
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Fanum tax

Person 1: I just did some fanum tax last night!
Person 2: Dude, what is wrong with you??!
by EpicSteven1227 August 4, 2025
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Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 8, 2021
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