Chat Ninja

Someone who lies, usually about their age, in order to enter a chat room.

It's only a matter of time before I go to jail for accidentally cybering with an eleven year old chat ninja.

by Randwulf February 4, 2010

pixel ninja

Someone strong like Jedi in the ways of graphic design. He is capable of creating with the fury of a thousand sun gods. His skills are many and his weaknesses few.

Dude, that guy's like a total pixel ninja with that Adobe stuff.

by adakis May 19, 2011

ninja update

When something is updated without notice, like your video game or your rubric for your paper, making you fail

Ex.1 Dude 1: DUDE! I cant join the server! Did steam ninja update the game?
Dude 2: Yeah, they do that alot

Ex.2
Dude 1: DUDE! My professor updated the rubric for the paper without telling us! I am totally gonna fail!
Dude 2: Sucks for you.

by Darku October 29, 2010

ninja minge

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.

I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?

by Skyfall June 29, 2006

meep ninja

a kind of elite ninja from the Clan of Meepers who protects everything considered Meep

Meeper:That meep ninja saved my Meep license!

Meep Ninja:All in a day's work!

by Meep Council Member III January 23, 2009

Ninja Monkeys

minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas

good samuri: i will defete you!!

bad samuri: we'll see if you can get past my NINJA MONKEYS!!!

by Matt-man September 17, 2004

glowstick ninja

Noun (Derogatory) - A person who haphazardly whips double-glowsticks or glowropes around in a fashion vaguely resembling the use of nunchaku, with little to no regard of the people or property around them. Frequently responsible for causing minor bruising, spilled drinks or ashtrays, and generally ruining everyone's good time.

Dude, I was having an awesome time at the club last night, until this fucking glowstick ninja came out of nowhere and swung his stupid ass rope into my face!

by Mephestys July 5, 2010