Nut Rock

A person of simple intelligence liable to idiocy; a cretin.

And then some nut rock started monging all over me and I had to get the hell out of there.

by I.S.P. March 25, 2009

nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011

nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 7, 2011

Nut Balling

Deflecting a ball in a sport with your testicles.

Zac was totally nut balling in that last game.

by Pikajew69 September 22, 2016

Nut Syndrome

Syndrome for people who are addicted to ejaculating aka busting a nut.
Failed No Nut November on the first day.

John: So how's your No Nut November going, still in the game?
Tim: Too late...
John: Come on man, you can't even hold off for one month? I diagnose you with the Nut Syndrome!

by DrDanish November 2, 2018

Nut Shock

when a male rams his finger into his bellybutton thus attaining a slight shock in the head of the penis.

Dude, i just gave my self the gnarliest nut shock!

by Prudy November 7, 2006