n john

N John is a pedophile/rapist that comes for any kids that decided to skip school without a valid reason. He is a big brolic African-American with several tattoos. His head is shaved and cares not for anyone over the age of 16.

N John came for my little joey after he skipped school for his new video game.

by Landens penis February 25, 2017

N.O.A.

Acronym for "Not and Onion Article." Used to refer to an item of legitimate news that is so ludicrous that observers may assume it it satire although it is not.

N.O.A.: "Trump Triumphs."

by Skewmaester April 13, 2017

N-Word Pass

a pass given to kids to allow them to say the n word

kid 1: want an N-Word pass?

kid 2: sure. “nigger”

by D3F1N1T0N March 6, 2019

n'it

English slang for isn't it, also known as innit. More widely used in the south-East and London area.

eg - "This work is rubbish"
"Yeah, n'it"

by LoopOil February 14, 2006

N.L.J.

North London Jew. Refers to jewish people (normally rich) who inhabit the North of London. The biggest concentration of N.L.J's probably being in Golders Green.

North London Family at Dinner
Mother: We're really surrounded by jews here. Number 1, 5, 8, 13, 19, 24, 36 and so on are all jewish
Kids: That's becuase we live in N.L.J. land

by Gigggggggg May 14, 2008

N.A.Z.I.

National Allied Zombie Initiative, or N.A.Z.I. is an organization which adheres to the principles of soulless eating husks of decaying flesh. The organization utilizes neo-modernistic views, employs very generous brain charities and donates to body preservation techniques being developed as of now. N.A.Z.I.'s latest attempt at recognition is the new line of fast food restaurants aptly named "MEATWAY", the slogan? "Eat Flesh". Figures.

N.A.Z.I. is like P.E.D.A. accept they eat animals and people.

by DamnTurk February 4, 2010

N.-W.O.R.D.

An acronym for; New Wireless Organized Robo Domestic. An android shaped like a black street performer who tells very rude jokes and will only obey you by putting a quarter in his change cup.

Mad Scientist: N.-W.O.R.D., make me a snack
(puts a quarter in his cup)
N.-W.O.R.D.: Why don't you eat the soup?
MS: What soup?
N.-W.O.R.D.: The soup you got with that haircut you honkey

by Seductive Caveman June 18, 2012