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Mateo

He’s kinda cute but no one really likes him. Has a huge dildo up his ass at every occasion. Has tons of pimples and he don’t wash himself. Plays soccer and sometimes basketball, but sucks at playing it. Has a huge cock but never uses it.
Alexis: Wow look at Mateo!!
Maggie: Ew he stank!!
Adi: Do you see that dildo up his ass?!
Imanol(boy): He’s kinda cute, but he’s not gay!
by Imdomehardgay December 7, 2018
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Mateo

The biggest asshole ever. He will claim he is your friend but is really a huge motherfucker CUNT a big moron who thinks he is the best but is really a shit head
“That fuckface Mateo is a cunt
by Old John x7 December 1, 2018
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wifey material

What really slutty, ghetto girls call themselves to make them seem real and cute and kind but that's not really how they are.
I'm such Wifey Material. I'm a whore! Yaaaaay.
by GIRRRRRRRRL January 31, 2010
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Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.
“Hey look it’s Mateo”
Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know
by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019
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wifey material

a person (she/they/he) who is a bad bitch with a big heart.
my wife is so wifey material, she yelled at a disrespectful person in the street but still helped them pick up the things she threw at them.
by rosie3000 August 28, 2021
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by sydkney November 18, 2019
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Yes Mate

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!
by Ted May 4, 2003
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