Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

mommy milkers

when a starved cray lady try’s to assault you in her pool she will use this phrase to trap you in her grasp.

where have you been hiding those mommy milkers from me?!?!?

by slutfor July 21, 2022

Panty Minger

Annoying, Disliked

That dog is a real Panty Minger.
That Panty Minger across the street is a real Panty Minger.

by Foxmiles July 25, 2022

pecark minceraft

A reaction phrase.

John: I just went fishing and found a golden ring!
Mark: pecark minceraft

by theYoss August 25, 2022

Bone milker

A job at the local butchery that requires the worker to scrape the bone marrow off of an animal carcass. Most people depict this process to be disgusting, but my imaginary friend who has this job says it's quite "pleasuring". He might have a twisted kink.

Person 1: "Haha! You have to be a bone milker!"
Person 2: "Shut up you work at TacoBell!"

by The Pofessor November 12, 2022

mommy milkers

the tit of a mother that contains valueous milk

the mommy milkers where quite firm

by anonymous January 24, 2023