Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

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Miles Morales

When you throw poop at someone with your bare hands. Like a brown Spiderman. See. "Spiderman"

I went to check on the patient and I got a Miles Morales to the face.

by ThiccDiccCatgirl July 26, 2022

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Miles Morales

Spiderman of Earth-1610.

EX: “Miles Morales is my man💕”

“..Girl. He’s fictional..”

by Jadedgold August 27, 2023

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The Price of a Mile

A song by Swedish Power Metal band Sabaton, released on their third album "The Art of War" in 2010. Arguably their best song ever.

And as the night falls the general calls
And the battle carries on and on
How long?
What is the purpose of it all
What's the price of a mile?

by Maxus69 September 10, 2023

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Mile High Hurricane

When a woman is getting fucked from behind in an airplane bathroom and has the guy put her head in the toilet and flushes at the exact moment of climate to create a dual sensation.

Tommy was really giving it this chick on a cross country flight and he gave her a Mile High Hurricane o solidify their experience.

by Zman15 September 28, 2019

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