mexican toothbrush

when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.

my girl started talking back so I gave her a mexican toothbrush to shut her up.

by 12 year old reterded boy April 9, 2009

Mexican Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.

After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.

by imacracker February 5, 2009

Mexican mudslide

A mexican with a grand mustache shits on a persons chest, then proceeds to roll the shit downward towards the pelvis, creating a fresh streak of shit.

Mexican:Eyyy time for your mexican mudslide!!

Confused girl: is that a mixed drink?

Mexican while unbuckling thier pants: oh no my baby burrito.. This is far better.

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

White Mexican

A similar drink to a White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only Horchata is substituted for the cream.

"Hey bartender, pour me a White Mexican".

by bkdeux September 10, 2009

Mexican Halloween

A Mexican Halloween is a sexual act. It occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and upon ejaculation, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back.

Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.

1: Why are you late?

2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 23, 2011

Ghetto Mexican

The variety of Spanish spoken by Mexican-American immigrants in the United States, characterized by horrendous grammar, excessive slang, and random outbursts in Spanglish.

I thought my high shcool Spanish courses would prepare me for ordering at Chipotle, but they all spoke ghetto Mexican!

by RoosterRooster November 6, 2010

Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it

Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!

by Steve September 16, 2008