meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.

Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018

Meat Muffler

1. The rectal opening

2. pooper
3.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the entrance for oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, kitchen accessories, appendages, etc. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

4. Where GAY people show their love!

5.Term used to describe the silencing of gas build up upon expulsion through ones anus.

man that girl had a tight-ass meat muffler!

by cowhead330 March 12, 2011

Meat Triangle

The Words Peter Steele used to describe sex between him, his girlfiend and his girlfriends girlfriend

"In our Meat Triangle, all tangled, Wow!"

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 12, 2022

Meat-Cake

A compound word used in reference to man meat and lady cake.

Me and my girl are gonna make some meat-cake for Valentine’s Day

by Meat-Cake master February 14, 2023

on the meat bone

when someone has big brain

"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"

by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020

Meat puck

A cold plain hamburger Patty between two untoasted buns.

I am hungry and it's late, I want a meat puck

by Mr saw September 1, 2017

commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009