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mateo

that guys a cuck nah he’s hella mateo
by urban dictionary. December 8, 2025
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Mateo

Hey look there's mateo
Awoooooo
by Sicknasty3 December 17, 2025
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frat matter

The miscellaneous unknown substances that you find inside frat houses. Said substances are often composed of beer, vomit, blood, food, piss, and anything else mixed together. Often found on the walls, the floor, under the stairs, or really anywhere imaginable.
During morning cleaning up

Pledge1: What's the fuck is smeared on the wall?
Pledge2: Frat matter...
by shotguning frattylight April 24, 2011
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Nug Matter

The remaining smokable chunks left at the bottom of a cashed bowl. The user needs to sift through the ashes or simply blow off the top to find the nug matter.
Stoner1: Hey man, is that bowl cashed?

Stoner2: Nah man, there is still some nug matter in there.
by Kaboni August 17, 2011
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cheecal matter

The combination of cheet and fecal matter one creates when taking a poop, not washing their hands and then sticking their hand deep in a bag of Cheetos.
Those Cheetos have been ruined. Sally put his dirty hands in the bag and covered them in cheecal matter.
by thebusinessinsider September 6, 2013
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splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.
by Binsterbird May 9, 2016
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