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maine

1. EXPENSIVE
2. Wicked Cold
3. Boring
4. Lame
5. Rednecks
6. Lifted Chevy's
7. Mullets
8. A town called Bangor..."bang-whore"
9. Uneducated
10. NO JOBS
11. Summer lasts 2 weeks
12. The Bangor State Fair and Basketball tournaments are like a GOD to most Mainers.
13. GET OUT OF MAINE YOU TOURIST!
Don't you just love Maine
by rw November 16, 2006
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horny on main

someone who is literally horny all the goddamn time. they might be annoying depending on who you are.
Jason's horny on main, dude. It's starting to concern me.
by kiwibo October 15, 2019
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Maine

Its own little third world country. Most of the best jobs are to be found in fast food, digging clams and blood worms or agriculture.
All real industry has left except for the dieing paper industry. Most local telephone books have 10 surnames that make up 90% of the directory. Maine is wicked "white". Wages are so low here that immigrant labor stays away. Which is to bad because the gene pool is very shallow here. It is difficult to get a DNA conviction here due to the fact that most of the DNA is the same. Also all of the bizarre incest stories you have heard about Maine are all true. York County had the highest child molestation rate in the nation (large population of lobstermen). The summer people like to say its "Gods Country" but they fail to understand that he doesn't spend the winter. Don't get sick here, the local doctors and hospitals will kill you for your organs. Medivac to Boston is your only hope. Education in Maine. What a fucking joke! You pay peanuts you get monkeys. 25% drop out rate and 20% pregnancy rate and less than 5% college graduation rate is standard state wide. There is a lot of home schooling, it makes it easier to molest your own kids.
I have been here for 30 years and I am leaving.
incest, dna, poor, Maine,
by square jaw June 26, 2008
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Maine

The best fuckin place on Earth the winta's are wicked haad some times you have to put on your shit kickas and guess what you can fuck your cousin no doubt!
1. Hey Billy wadda fuck are you doin up in Maine
2. Not now Ma
1.Put on your shit kickas and shovel the driveway
2.Jesus Cwist mutha!
by Cameron Shamay February 29, 2008
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Maine

A place terrible for Teenagers to live unless they like hunting, fishing and boredom. Maine consists mostly of trees, moose lobster, creepy men and old people. Its called the Vacation state but probably should be called the retirement state. Because Maine is where old people go to die.
Want to come to Maine with me?
Not really, all they have up there are old people and moose.
by Samilton36963 March 16, 2011
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main man

A person says "main man," especially so others may hear, to insinuate that they have a number of friends; the target of "main man" is just one of many friends that this person has. When a person resorts to saying "main man" outloud, he or she wants the world to know that he/she has many friends other than the target of "main man," so often the person who says "main man" may have insecurities or personality traits that result in him/her not having many friends.
The homeless person, who does not have many friends, said "main man" to me to suggest that I was just one of his many friends.
by Bart Hodolmyer July 12, 2015
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Joker Main

A Shit Smash Player That Only Spams Buttons
Andrew is shit because he is a joker main
by YoKamui September 12, 2019
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