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Maine

A place terrible for Teenagers to live unless they like hunting, fishing and boredom. Maine consists mostly of trees, moose lobster, creepy men and old people. Its called the Vacation state but probably should be called the retirement state. Because Maine is where old people go to die.

Want to come to Maine with me?
Not really, all they have up there are old people and moose.

by Samilton36963 March 16, 2011