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Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021
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megan hoxie

Celebrity: "Wow, I am so famous."

Person: "Are you Megan Hoxie?"

Celebrity: "No."

Person: "Then you're not famous."
by Felicia Miranda November 19, 2013
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megan mularczyk

Super blonde. Super frisky. Super hot.
"Megan mularczyk is sooooo cool"
by Meganlalallalallala January 22, 2024
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morgan megan

they autistic side of morgan absolute idiot loves to eat shit otherwise know as retard
by catlover125 November 13, 2019
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Megan

Ay man I'll suck yo dick for some more Megan
by Meganlover23 February 21, 2019
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Megan Law

A Megan law is someone who loves willy.
They love all willy, big willy, small willy, fat willy, thin willy, every single willy is appealing to them.
A Megan law is often described as a willy muncher or a willy munching lover because they just love chomping on some willy. Megan law chomps on willy all day long, they eat willy for breakfast, lunch and dinner!!
As you can tell, a Megan law just loves the willy.
Wow they are such a Megan law, they just looooovvveeee willy!!!!!!!!!
by meganlawfanpagexxoxoxoxooxox January 4, 2022
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Megan

A creature a pure sassatude. Someone so annoying you could bald yourself. Also my sister
Man, Megan pushes my buttons! I could bald myself!
by Itakeyourgirl March 17, 2022
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