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A geart source of inspiration for poets.
I wrote the best poem ever in math class today.
by roflcopters July 23, 2005
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Masked by Math

When someone’s worth as a person in society is often defined by their grade in school math, which means that the odds of their securing a promising career or future look bleak if they were not born with the “mathematical gene” or didn’t have a silver-spoon upbringing.
Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise intelligent people worldwide have their dreams dashed every year, because the course they plan to study in college requires them to have a passing grade in math or statistics or calculus—in other words, what percentage of the world’s population has been unfairly or unjustifiably been masked by math?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
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Math as a Verb

When math learning goes beyond learning facts, figures, and applications; instead, math is humanized so that it is allowed to convey beauty, values, truth, justice, play, and love—when mathematical thinking is viewed as a way of life.
Teachers should present math as a verb, not as a noun—when students should be encouraged to be active players, not mere spectators.
by MathPlus January 8, 2019
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Math-ew

A n00b-ish person, who often refers to themself as a digimon. Ex. Mattimon.
Girl: Wow, my boyfriend sings the digimon theme song daily.
Girl2: You must be dating a Math-ew!
by intercourseike January 27, 2009
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math

arithmetic, calculus, and pie diagrams.
mathematicians don't study math; they study other things, like cohomology groups, k-theory, and algebraic d-modules.
by jon May 1, 2004
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math models

A high school level class in which the pupils consist of those on sports teams, the highly apathetic, those who "have one last chance to pass a class before we send your ass to jail," and senior year white kids wishing to recieve grades for napping.

With a loose curriculum focusing on how to write checks and ask for an IRS form, it is a veritable university for the latest insults and obtuse slang.
I was going to eat the weed cookie in math models, but Mookie saw it and took it from me at gun point while the teacher laughed at me and called me a bitch.
by JKelly October 5, 2004
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Political Math

Word problems with a political or social agenda, which often reveals racial, religious, or societal divisions, or which exposes discrimination or prejudice against those from a different country, continent, caste, tribe, gender, lifestyle, race, religion, or belief.
Two political math classics in the recreational math literature, which condones bigotry and racism are:
1. A Turkish bath has 30 visitors in a day. The fee for Jews is 3 dirhams, for Christians 2 dirhams, and for Muslims 1/2 dirham. Thirty dirhams were earned by the bath. How many Christians, Jews, and Muslims attended?
2. A sinking ship must cast off passengers to survive. There are 15 Christians and 15 Turks aboard. The captain, himself a Christian, arranges the passengers in a circle where every ninth person will be thrown overboard. How should he make the arrangement so that the Christians survive?
by MathPlus November 23, 2020
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