linuxcutioner

Someone responsible for wiping out Windows operating systems and replacing them with Windows.

Sam got a new job as a Linuxcutioner with IBM.

by Anthony Lawrence January 25, 2009

Linux

When a woman uses a computer mouse to touch her clit. especially the rolly bit on the bottom. She then rubs her breasts over the keyboard and licks her modem until she cums.

Girl on internet chat: Oh yeah, feels so good!
Guy: Damn girl, Linux that screen!

by Maximusx3 April 25, 2009

Linux

The best way to spam urbandictionary.com with propaganda and idiotic bullshit

Linus Torvalds is our god, long live Linux, windoze is for losers that don't know how to use a computer.

by discostewpid January 22, 2012

Lincolnton Middle School

Lincolnton middle school is full of fake ass NIGGERS and all the ppl are good at b-ball and there wrestling team is ass

Here about all them niggers got in a fight at Lincolnton Middle School that place is an ok school.

by Yaboithewrastler February 28, 2019

Abe Lincoln

V. When one uses their beard in fore-play, in which to tickle the genitalia, top hat optional.

Man, I gave my chick an Abe Lincoln last night...and she is no longer a racist.

by Dread_head08 November 5, 2010

lincoln navigator

Piece of shit. 💩

Steve: hey what do you drive?
Micheal: I drive a Lincoln navigator!!!
Steve: O, so you drive a piece of shit. 💩

by babylon315 January 10, 2017

Abraham Lincoln

He was the sixteenth president of the United States who was the first one to coin the sex move an "Abe Lincoln" where one proceeds to jizz in another's face and throw pubes on the jizz creating a silly beard. He also invented Lincoln Logs and in his spare time hunted vampires attempting to free the slaves from the dark overlords of the South who were running the cotton industry. Vampires secretly created a contraption called the "tampon" where a woman stores it in her vagina during her time of the month leaving a discarded tasty snack to be consumed.

"I Abe Lincolned my friend when he was sleeping last night and he thought he finally hit puberty!"

"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."

by mikethegreat26 March 17, 2014