liam but if he was badder

a short idiot man who has fluffy hair and has three friends. he has three friends and walks like a kangaroo.

"dude quit being such a liam but if he was badder."

"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"

by super mysterious shadow lurker April 27, 2025

liam

the absolute gayest name ive ever heard.

someone: 'liam why wont you date her?'
liam: '....'
someone: '..i know why now...'

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

Liam

A guy that breaks your heart

“Did you do a Liam?”

by Mattyhealyiscircumcised June 30, 2019

Liam

Liam is a retard and a big dickhead. He is VERY mentally challenged and does not know how to properly swing his tiny dick around. He likes the middle stall and cums all over 3 year old girls.

Liam is a sex offender.

by LiamHennd February 29, 2024

Liam

A wool who leaves the Lemo at home because he is a bad shithouse and won’t get on the train with it.

John has just got in from central station an he’s left that 8th what a fucking Liam

by Scouser12 November 24, 2021

liam

To cum in a man's eyes, usually over 2 times.

Hey brothers, want me to liam on you?

by LilHair November 4, 2021

Liam

Friendless, lonely , no real father figure, annoying, gets no bitches , ugly , depressed, try hard , sweat , thinks he’s better than everyone, no one likes him, fake friends, Liam pissed everyone off.

(Everyone)- ugh Liam should just go off himself.

by Soccergirlohyeah August 26, 2022