land mine

The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.

by TheRealSlimAnus August 20, 2010

california land slide

When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.

Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.

by yeah101 December 23, 2008

laced

getting owned, sniped, or just humiliated

Joe, you just got LACED!!!

by lacysllama June 13, 2007

land slide

when your poo slides down the back of you toilet bowl, leaving a sticky shit smear that wont budge even with several flushes.

also known as bowl art or scat redecoration

mark theres a fucking great land slide in the toilet winking at me, when i smelt it i nearley bulked up my dinner. go and scrub it, you dirty minging bastard

by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

Land of the Free

America

Hey dude let's go to the Land of the Free, totally not Canada.

by Sloth43600 September 27, 2020

Fuckity Off Land

A term that is used basically to tell someone to 'fuck off.' Instead of just plain old telling someone who is pissing you off to fuck off, tell them to go to Fuckity Off Land, which is no where near you.

A place you are told to go if you are severely pissing someone off.

Greg - 'Dude you smell soooo bad!'

Hope- 'Oh yeah?! Well you need to go to Fuckity Off Land!'

by hoperainbow August 6, 2010

No-man's-land

When a guy is at a party and is surrounded/trapped in with a group of women of whom he has no attraction to, nor finds their conversations interesting or relevant to him in any way.

Guy 1: Dude, lets head for a smoke on the deck, I'm stuck in no-man's-land here.

Guy 2:Yeah, I fell sorry for you man. BBW and psycho ex girlfriends never make for good company.

by IBJ August 18, 2012